Whiskey River Soap Co. - A Soap For Crazy Bitches | Funny Soap

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Whiskey River Soap Co. - A Soap For Crazy Bitches | Funny Soap

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Salty Melons Scented

Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.

Net Weight: 6 oz

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.

Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 

Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 

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Whiskey River Soap Co. - A Soap For Crazy Bitches | Funny Soap

Description

Salty Melons Scented

Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.

Net Weight: 6 oz

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.

Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 

Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 

Whiskey River Soap Co. - A Soap For Crazy Bitches | Funny Soap

Description

Salty Melons Scented

Don't make me take my hoops out. I'm literally on the verge of smacking that cheap face off your head. If you don't come with me right now to the club and down 14 shots of Jäger with me, I'm telling everyone about that night you spent passed out, face-down on the pavement outside the Sheetz drive-thru window, plain cheeseburger in hand.

Net Weight: 6 oz

Ingredients: Coconut, palm, and safflower oils; glycerin, water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance.

Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept.

Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label. 

Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 

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