A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax
A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax
Description
How do I put this?
And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.
Prickly Pear Scented
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax
Description
How do I put this?
And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.
Prickly Pear Scented
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax
Description
How do I put this?
And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.
Prickly Pear Scented
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.