A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax

$27.00

A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax

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How do I put this?

And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.

Prickly Pear Scented

Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax

Description

How do I put this?

And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.

Prickly Pear Scented

Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

A Candle For What the Fucking Fuck | Funny Candle | 10 oz Soy Wax

Description

How do I put this?

And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.

Prickly Pear Scented

Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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