A Candle For Fucking Zen | Funny Candle

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A Candle For Fucking Zen | Funny Candle

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Om.

I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.

Cool Cucumber Scented

Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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A Candle For Fucking Zen | Funny Candle

Description

Om.

I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.

Cool Cucumber Scented

Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

A Candle For Fucking Zen | Funny Candle

Description

Om.

I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.

Cool Cucumber Scented

Burn time: 60 hours

Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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